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I am not used to ruling, as you are. Perhaps that is the difference.

[ thranduil you'll never learn if he just does it for you ]

Nor do you, [ he points out, though it is in jest; he has yet to see any sort of elf with a beard. ] They seem difficult to keep clean.

[rowancrowned]

But you are fairly accustomed to getting your way, no?

[ just. demonstrate it for him a few times. so he sees how. ]

I would wager that a good deal of those with beards give little thought if any as to keeping them clean. And I do not imagine my lady would have enjoyed me with a beard.

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That would require more interactions with others. But I have seen people try and fail for thousands of years, all across my world. One learns.

[ well okay ]

I once saw a man actively keep food in it "for later". I saw another with a rat inside his beard. I imagine, if nothing else, she would not have enjoyed that.