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Yes. Yes it is.

[chaoticwhimsy]

So I was talking to Grell, right? And she said, that you and I should come up with some kind of training regiment for her soldiers! Together!

[Isn't that wonderful?]

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Well then. Shall we begin?

[ those poor soldiers ]

[chaoticwhimsy]

Yes! [A beat.] How do we start?

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I had offered to summon some undead animals for her soldiers to practice against. Perhaps we should decide what to have them fight between the two of us?

[chaoticwhimsy]

Ooh, I could throw in a monster too. Hmm.

[Think think think.]

What about an...obstacle course?

[extramural]

That could be quite useful. After all, they will not be allowed to fight in perfect conditions.

Snow, logs... I could create a pit of rats.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Yes! [She pauses.] Can you make rats that aren't full of plague?

[Lumina is crazy, but she's not that crazy.]

Oh oh and a ring of fire they have to leap through!

[extramural]

Likely not.

[ He is. ]

I can throw gusts of wind at them, however, strong enough to knock them around.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Wind, wind...

mm, but they have to fall into something if they get knocked down by your wind.

[extramural]

A pit, perhaps? With spears inside it.

[ Spears, spikes, same thing. ]

[chaoticwhimsy]

Yes! And spikes. [She grins.] And I'll make a room with some of my dogs in it. and maybe one of those climbing wall things?

[Memories from so long ago, memories that weren't even really hers, were fluttering back about Lightning's training for the Guardian Corp.]

[extramural]

Perhaps the Maidenfish could attempt to tempt the soldiers as well.

[ They just really like tempting people. ]

[chaoticwhimsy]

Sure! I mean, if a couple soldiers get eaten, the rest will learn faster, right?

[extramural]

Grell may be rather displeased if we allow them to be eaten, but it could be valuable even if they stop short of it.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Grell is going to dislike all of this, you know.

[extramural]

I suppose.

[ Eh. OH WELL. ]

[chaoticwhimsy]

Which is her problem, not ours. Now, I'm thinking...[Lumina looks into the distance.]

Skeletons.

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[ A blink. ]

I can raise the dead and have them fight. I did promise moving targets.