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Shrine, May 14th

[tacticalturtleneck]

Hey Dad God. I'm building the scourge of the seas and I'm thinking....why not get help from a guy who would possibly have an investment in the ocean and things like that. Come on bro, I know you got something that can help. Like some kind of magic that says "Will always have favorable winds".

Shrine, May 14th

[extramural]

Or something similar, yes.

[ And here is the Outsider, right in front of Archer. ]

Do I get something in return?

[tacticalturtleneck]

I don't know, what do you want? I could sacrifice goats in your name if that's your thing.

Shut up, this is my first time asking for a godly boon.

[extramural]

It is not. Why would I want goats?

[ humans are weird ]

An expansion upon our agreement regarding the port at your spire, then. That the protection of the sea and its life is also undertaken by the captain and crew of the ship.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Detail the expansion agreement. For the last one, sure. Might as well just fuck over whale hunters too since all they want to do is ruin perfectly good whale families.

[extramural]

Their protection was our agreement. [ Or at least, it's what he told the sea life their agreement was. ]

It is said, in my world, that the world will end when the last whale dies. It may well be true.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Deal and deal. It's not like I want to see any sea creatures die anyway but I'm leave crocodile and alligators out of that, just so you know.

[extramural]

A fair enough exception.

Will you captain this ship?

[tacticalturtleneck]

I've got a spire to take care of, no. But I've got a captain in mind.

[extramural]

And that is...?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Some really hot chick. Isa....something. Just yell out for a pirate and you'll probably find her.

[extramural]

A shardbearer, I assume?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Obviously. I'm not giving my best boat to an underpowered loser.

[extramural]

I will want to speak with her. Judge her for myself, and her style of captaincy. Then I can judge what magic would be best suited for the ship.

[tacticalturtleneck]

No, no, you got it the wrong way. I need something that makes the phenomenon "goes fast" happen to ships. Even if she was the dumbest pirate in the world, I want "goes fast". And maybe like....sea creatures who board other boats. That would kick so much ass.

Could you imagine the horror as Seelie shits get their boats swarming with like....krakens.

[extramural]

Speed is easy. Sea creatures will be more difficult, but I will see what I can do.